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Standing sex is really not as easy to pull off as Hollywood would have us think. Realistically, both partners need to be very close in height, and both need to have strong arms and legs. Plenty of people pull it off, but what about the majority of sex partners who do not have similar enough body types to obtain this Herculian feat?

If one partner is shorter than the other, consider having the shorter person stand on stairs. Of course, this adds some danger to the position…doing the nasty and not falling down the stairs! If you just can’t get the hang of having sex standing up, consider using furniture and faking it.

The trick here is to find something that one partner can sit on the edge of that puts her at the right height to fit with her man. The average man is about 6 feet tall– kitchen counters tend to be about the right height to get the woman’s crotch lined up with a standing man’s crotch. Using the counter to balance the woman on the edge of, the man then stands in front of her. She wraps her legs around his waist, and he fucks her while keeping her ass ever so slightly on the counter. Voila– easier vertical action.

Sex toys like dildos and vibrators are great for vertical sex. If you just can’t seem to get your parts lined up properly, use your toys to fake it. The man picks the woman up and backs her against a wall; the wall will offer support. She wraps her legs around his waist and uses her arms to hold on to him around the shoulders or torso. Now, he uses an adult toy on her using one hand, while helping hold her up with the other.

Many people find that sex standing up is often easier if the man enters the woman from behind. This way she can stand with her back to him, and he can bend his knees to enter her, then rise to a more full standing position. Ladies, wear your high-heeled shoes for this one. You’ll feel sexier, and it will help give you extra height needed for your bodies to fit together.

This is not some fantasy blog, or some concept of anyone’s imagination, this is my life. I got “discovered” when I was very young, too young maybe, I don’t know. I was snatched up into the limelight and exposed to an unreal world of pretty people and an opulent norm that cannot, and should not be maintained. I am a writer, actress and model recognized at first for my talent (I hope) and then my appearance, but I don’t know that I was ready for any of it. I am taking a hiatus from the biz for a bit in MX, and can’t write any of this on my public blog, or MySpace, because well it will make some trade paper or get back to my agent, or a studio and then I’m fucked.

What’s the deal? Well, I have secrets like anyone and sometimes I guess I just need a confessor. So forgive me father, but I’m into kinky sex and for what I do, it’s got to be a secret. I like sex toys, I mean the best sex toys, I mean sex toys you would buy at a hardware store. I know a hundred and one ways to use a vibrator. I love anonymous sex, and group sex. Gang bangs THRILL me, though I haven’t been able to safely throw one as yet, and if given the chance I would love to spend a weekend with countless sexy women in lesbian orgy.

There now I feel better, feels good just to have typed it out, even if no-one ever reads it.

Vacation is always a great time for great sex. If you are driving to your destination, you can pretty much take any sex toys that you can fit into the car– even electric sex toys pose nearly no traveling threat when driving. Of course, many people fly to their vacation destinations, and getting adult toys on a plane can be a bit dicey. With the current strict rules and regulations, and frequent, random bag searches, many people opt to leave their sex toys at home– and end up missing them terribly.

Before you travel with your best sex toys, consider what you have to take with you. It may be a good idea to buy new sex toys to take on your trip. Big sex toys can take up too much luggage space. Electric sex toys are good, but don’t pack them with the batteries in them– if a button gets pushed inside the bag, your luggage could get searched or even confiscated. Pack batteries separately and put them into your electric sex toys when you arrive at your destination.
When buying sex toys for travel, look for items that are compact in size and come with handy carrying cases. Four Seasons condoms come in different sizes and flavors, and offer discreet cases that hold multiple condoms. Foreplay dice can add fun and spice to your nights and are discreet in any luggage, even a carry-on.

Electric sex toys are most likely to cause some packing paranoia. Again, look for smaller items like the Girl’s Best Friend Pocket Teaser. It packs plenty of oomph and leaves plenty of space in your suitcase. The Tuyo Vibromasseur comes with a lovely case, making it easy to pack. It’s also a beautiful vibrator and a vacation-appropriate addition to any adult toy collection. For easy planning, the Nookii Weekend Fun Collection comes with everything you need for vacation pleasure for both partners, and comes in a case that will keep all your sex toys clean, tidy, and protected. Remember, you probably don’t have any kinky sex toys that the luggage screeners haven’t seen before!

ED seems to be a growing problem in modern society. Whether that is due to lifestyle problems such as diet or lack of exercise, or if the drug companies are simply advertising something that use to be kept quiet is as yet unknown. As men age, heart disease can lead to ED, sometimes seemingly putting an end to healthy, happy sexual relationships.

Adult sex toys such as vibrators and dildos can offer some help for couples suffering from ED, but that can sometimes leave the ED suffering man feeling inadequate, and generally missing the sensation of fucking his partner. Enter the strap-on; it’s not just for lesbians anymore!

Strap-on dildos and vibrators offer a healthy alternative for ED sufferers, still allowing them to fuck without fear of losing their erections. They come in a host of styles and with varying functions, allowing the couple to customize their sex toy experience. Realistic cocks are even available as strap-ons, creating a more realistic experience. Is your partner really missing the feeling of you inside her? Consider replicating yourself with a kit like the Body Double – Molding Kit. With a replica of your member, ED will never interfere with your love-making again.