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We’ve all been there. Things are hot and heavy, and suddenly one of you makes a stupid joke, or does something embarrassing and everything comes to a screeching halt. Here are a few things to avoid.

Sometimes watching television is part of the action. Either you’ve selected a porno to watch together, or you are playing a game of “Oh my, you’re pleasuring me while I go about my regularly scheduled activity.” If the TV is on, be careful not to give it too much attention. Your partner most likely still wants you to look at him and send him cues about what he’s doing. Glancing at the TV is fine– getting into a chick-flick movie and forgetting that you’re in midst of receiving cunnilingus is bad.
If your partner accidentally makes an embarrassing body noise, like passing gas or burping, try not to point it out. He’ll probably excuse himself, but whether he does or not, forget it happened and keep going at it. Everybody farts and burps, don’t turn an embarrassing nothing into an enormous embarrassment.

Only compliment your partner’s body. Sex is no time to criticize or compare.

If you are in a domestic relationship, sex is probably not the right time to thank your woman for cooking dinner. You’re likely to piss her off by making her feel like you think that she’s just here to serve you. Doing that with your dick in her mouth can be more dangerous than wrestling alligators.
Don’t pick your nose or scratch your ass. Save those for when you’re alone, or supposed to be working.

It is unwise to use this time to bring up other conversation topics, particularly chore, child, or work related.

And perhaps the most important taboo to avoid during sex is asking “Are you almost done yet?”

It’s pretty well known that smoking cigarettes is bad for your health. As if heart disease and lung disease weren’t reason enough to give cigarettes up forever, here’s a reason that should really make you come around—quitting smoking will drastically improve your sex life.

Studies have linked male impotence to smoking, which is due largely to the fact that smoking restricts blood flow. Quitting smoking allows your blood to flow more freely through your body, your heart to pump more fully, and your lungs to fill the blood with more oxygen. Increased lung capacity means you won’t get worn out as quickly, and increased blood flow means your orgasms will reach new heights.

As if having great sex isn’t enough incentive to quit, consider that with the money you will save on cigarettes, you can buy yourself some exciting new sex toys. The Vibratex “Rock Your World” vibrator combines a big penetrator with a huge amount of power to pleasure you for hours. For men, use the money you would have spent on cigarettes to treat yourself to a CyberSkin Vibrating Perfect Ass- the perfect vibrating toy for any man. Just think, with a healthier heart and lungs, you’ll be able to enjoy your new toys longer and pound them harder!