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Standing sex is really not as easy to pull off as Hollywood would have us think. Realistically, both partners need to be very close in height, and both need to have strong arms and legs. Plenty of people pull it off, but what about the majority of sex partners who do not have similar enough body types to obtain this Herculian feat?

If one partner is shorter than the other, consider having the shorter person stand on stairs. Of course, this adds some danger to the position…doing the nasty and not falling down the stairs! If you just can’t get the hang of having sex standing up, consider using furniture and faking it.

The trick here is to find something that one partner can sit on the edge of that puts her at the right height to fit with her man. The average man is about 6 feet tall– kitchen counters tend to be about the right height to get the woman’s crotch lined up with a standing man’s crotch. Using the counter to balance the woman on the edge of, the man then stands in front of her. She wraps her legs around his waist, and he fucks her while keeping her ass ever so slightly on the counter. Voila– easier vertical action.

Sex toys like dildos and vibrators are great for vertical sex. If you just can’t seem to get your parts lined up properly, use your toys to fake it. The man picks the woman up and backs her against a wall; the wall will offer support. She wraps her legs around his waist and uses her arms to hold on to him around the shoulders or torso. Now, he uses an adult toy on her using one hand, while helping hold her up with the other.

Many people find that sex standing up is often easier if the man enters the woman from behind. This way she can stand with her back to him, and he can bend his knees to enter her, then rise to a more full standing position. Ladies, wear your high-heeled shoes for this one. You’ll feel sexier, and it will help give you extra height needed for your bodies to fit together.

We’ve all been there. Things are hot and heavy, and suddenly one of you makes a stupid joke, or does something embarrassing and everything comes to a screeching halt. Here are a few things to avoid.

Sometimes watching television is part of the action. Either you’ve selected a porno to watch together, or you are playing a game of “Oh my, you’re pleasuring me while I go about my regularly scheduled activity.” If the TV is on, be careful not to give it too much attention. Your partner most likely still wants you to look at him and send him cues about what he’s doing. Glancing at the TV is fine– getting into a chick-flick movie and forgetting that you’re in midst of receiving cunnilingus is bad.
If your partner accidentally makes an embarrassing body noise, like passing gas or burping, try not to point it out. He’ll probably excuse himself, but whether he does or not, forget it happened and keep going at it. Everybody farts and burps, don’t turn an embarrassing nothing into an enormous embarrassment.

Only compliment your partner’s body. Sex is no time to criticize or compare.

If you are in a domestic relationship, sex is probably not the right time to thank your woman for cooking dinner. You’re likely to piss her off by making her feel like you think that she’s just here to serve you. Doing that with your dick in her mouth can be more dangerous than wrestling alligators.
Don’t pick your nose or scratch your ass. Save those for when you’re alone, or supposed to be working.

It is unwise to use this time to bring up other conversation topics, particularly chore, child, or work related.

And perhaps the most important taboo to avoid during sex is asking “Are you almost done yet?”

A guy is interviewing for a job with a Federal agency. The interviewer asks the man if he has any allergies. The man answers “Yes, I’m allergic to caffeine.”

“Well, that’s a strike against you, but moving on… Do you have any disabilities?” asks the boss.

The man answers “Yes, I got my balls blown off in ‘Nam.”

The interviewer says “Well that’s great! You’re a Purple Heart Veteran! I can say right now, you have the job. Show up at 10 a.m. On Monday morning. Our hours 8 a.m. To 5 p.m.”

The Veteran replies, “Shouldn’t I show up at 8, since that’s when the office opens?” and the interviewer responds, “No, this is a Federal job. We spend the first two hours standing around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.”

So, I’ve had a bit of trouble getting off during sex with my husband. It’s not that I don’t think he’s sexy and all that, it’s just that he’s, well, let’s just say he’s a bit less than I prefer. For a long time we incorporated all sorts of sex toys for my benefit. Electric toys like vibrators were my favorite for a long time, but I started to yearn to cum on my husband’s dick. A friend recommended (yes, we Ladies tell each other everything) that I get my husband a penis extender. I didn’t think he’d go for it, and I didn’t want to hurt his feeling, poor little guy, but I figured it out. Maybe this advice will help some other married woman who dreams of having more.

In the adult toys stores it’s easy to find those penis extenders that look more like a real penis and fit over your man’s member to make it longer and wider. Some of them are pretty good, and even have a more realistic feel. But girls, that shit ain’t fooling anybody. You hand your man one of those and he’ll know what you’re thinking about his little soldier. So instead, I got my man one of the penis extensions that offers other pleasurable features, and told him that it was for both of us.

We like the silicone sleeve one that has little bumps all over. It adds some girth to his member for my pleasure, and honestly gives him a feeling of being in a tighter hole. I mean, if I get to feel like I’m fucking a bigger dick, he can feel like he’s fucker a younger pussy, right? Another one that we like a lot has a cock ring at the base of the sleeve and a little bullet vibrator. That baby gets us both off so fast– it’s perfect for weeknights when we have to get to sleep because we have to be up early in the morning and don’t have much time or energy for sex. I’m just saying, instead of offending your man, just tell him it’ll add to both your pleasure and get one of the sex toy penis extenders that’ll make him think that you were thinking of his pleasure all along– and won’t offend his manhood.

Ever since I was a little girl, I was a fan of cute things. If it was pink, fuzzy, or covered with hearts, flowers, of magic princesses, I definitely was bugging my mom for whatever it was. Could it me that I have just transferred my girly tastes from childhood to the world of adult toys that I lose so much now? LOL, I feel kind of funny even equating the two ideas!

Ever since I first heard of a rabbit vibrator I knew it would be for me. I like the ones that have beads that churn around in the middle, but what turns me on the most is how the rabbit ears tickle and flick.
Clitoral stimulation is really what does it for me. I have two rabbits now- one is a little bit big, but one is slimmer since I don’t really need anything too giant inside me most of the time. They are so cute! I think that’s what appeals to me most. Even if it’s for sex now that I’m all grown up, I still buy the cute little bunny rabbit thing.

Which is better depends totally on the person. Some women can only get off if their clit is stimulated; others love the feeling of being penetrated. If your girlfriend usually comes during oral sex and not vaginal sex I’d say get her a pair of vibrating panties or something like a clit pump or the soft touch clit licker. If she seems to come with both a rabbit vibrator is probably right up her ally. The biggest benefit of the rabbit style vibrator is that you get the clit stimulation at the same time you get penetration. A standard vibrator is good just for penetration and stimulating the g-spot.

I have a rabbit style vibrator and swear by it, mine is the Gyrating Beaded Dolphin. It has every option you can think of and then some. It has dual speeds for the shaft and the clit stimulator, various different pulsating rhythms, and to top it all off the control pad glows in the dark so there’s none of that fumbling around right when you need to change the speed or something.

OMG, I saw something totally brutal last night. I love the sex parties my friends throw- we are totally sex positive and aren’t shy with each other in the least. I think it bonds our community together to make love together. But this one was different.

It was never like this before, but there were so many people into ass play there. At least four guys had their girlfriends or a new friend strap on a dildo and do them. Watching a woman strap on a nice dong and do a guy in the ass is hot enough, but a few of these people were pros! One guy insisted on a woman using a seriously giant dildo on him. It was pretty scary to think about even taking it vaginally. It was the first time she ever did use a strap-on on a guy, so she was nervous already, before the issue of the giant thing between her legs! Anyway, it looks like they both enjoyed it.
There was also a serious Wonder Woman who also loved it that way. I was busy getting fucked too, but we took a little break & we got an eyeful of what was happening. She kept getting bigger & bigger things up there – a couple of different dildos, a big anal vibrator, her boyfriend’s cock, and finally a fist
more than once!! This was extreme, people.

Well, you know what they say, different strokes for different folks. Seriously though, I only get off with clitoral stimulation, not penetration, so smaller sex toys are much better for me. I’ve certainly made do with large sized vibrators but after much trial and error I’ve really found that I have better control over a small bullet style vibrator or clit vibrator. As they’ve also been known to say: it’s not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean. Ha ha.

I think the important thing to keep in mind when it comes to buying any sex toy is to know your own body. You can spend a lot of time and money trying out sex toys that aren’t right for you if you don’t know what you personally like. Comparing your tastes, and toys, to anyone else’s is pointless. There is no ‘right’ size or kind of sex toy, only what is right for you personally. There is really no such thing as too big, or too small, just what’s right for you.

Sorry to hear that. I’ve always felt that if you aren’t having your sexual needs met then the relationship is on its way out. I don’t think you have anything to beat yourself up over, you’ve gone above and beyond what you need to do.

When my hubby and I hit a slump we started exploring sex toys. It sounds like you’re open to that idea but he might not be. I was a little leery at first but then my hubby bought a sex toy game all about discovering your lover. It really helped keep me from being self conscious and we both opened up a lot about what turns us on when it comes to our partner and what toys might work best for us. It was a good first step.

If you love your hubby and he just won’t change there’s no reason why you shouldn’t get some sex toys for your own pleasure. There are plenty of dildos, vibrators, clit suckers, anal beads, ect that you can use to keep yourself satisfied. And who knows? Maybe once the pressure is off your husband or once he sees how well you can take care of yourself without him it’ll jump start his engines.

One of my best sex toys is my remote three speed sapphire thong. It is a patent leather thong, that makes me feel very kinky and naughty no matter what clothes I’m wearing on the outside, and it has a built in bullet style vibrator with three speeds. My boyfriend has a problem where when he drinks he can’t function sexually later on, so this solves the problem nicely for both of us. I always wear this sex toy to parties and hand him the remote. We both love how naughty it is, and no one is any wiser. The panties really are quiet enough that we use them I front of others and they haven’t caught us yet.

People usually blame my blush on the drink I’m holding in my hand, and my boyfriend doesn’t have to feel bad that he’s disappointing me later on, since he’s been giving me orgasms all night. More than once we’ve ended up having to meet for a little rendezvous mid-party because we both can’t keep our hands off of each other.