A Man Walks Into to an Interview
A guy is interviewing for a job with a Federal agency. The interviewer asks the man if he has any allergies. The man answers “Yes, I’m allergic to caffeine.”
“Well, that’s a strike against you, but moving on… Do you have any disabilities?” asks the boss.
The man answers “Yes, I got my balls blown off in ‘Nam.”
The interviewer says “Well that’s great! You’re a Purple Heart Veteran! I can say right now, you have the job. Show up at 10 a.m. On Monday morning. Our hours 8 a.m. To 5 p.m.”
The Veteran replies, “Shouldn’t I show up at 8, since that’s when the office opens?” and the interviewer responds, “No, this is a Federal job. We spend the first two hours standing around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.”
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