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Bachelorette parties should be just as much fun for guests as for the guest of honor. For my bachelorette party, I told my friends that I didn’t want a male stripper because all the ones I’d ever known were gay and I couldn’t get into the fantasy. If I think a guy is gay, I can’t appreciate their physical attributes because I’m too damn busy hitting them up for fashion and style advice. So, I requested no male stripper.

I secretly thought that they had maybe gotten me a female stripper– I overheard some of my friends the day before the party and I could tell that they were up to something and that something involved a stripper. I figured well hell, yeah. At least it won’t be too obnoxious if I end up asking a girl stripper where she gets her hair done, plus it will be fun and funny and maybe she can teach me some tricks to use on my husband during the honeymoon. Also, if she’s a lesbian, that’s just plain hot. Bring on the lady stripper!

So the night of my bachelorette party rolls around, and I know my friends are up to something. They put a blindfold on me and hand me a jar of glitter, and tell me to get ready. I start getting excited, they start some music and in walks AN OLD FRIEND. As he begins to striptease for me, I begin to scream, “Get off me, I can’t see you naked!” My girlfriends’ response was “Well, you know he’s not gay!” While I ran away and commenced to drink heavily in the corner, my girlfriends took advantage of the sexiest stripper we’d ever seen– proof that the bachelorette party is just as much for the bridesmaids as it is for the bride.

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