Enjoy Sex Toys

You know your man has worked hard all day. You know you’d like get to some action, but by the time the kids are in bed you’re both too pooped to party. Surprise your man at the door for a quickie, and you’ll ensure a pleasant evening for everybody.

Get dinner started and cook something that can be left in the oven on low while you walk away for a while. Roasts are good for that. Once dinner is in, spend a few minutes tidying up the house and yourself. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, touch up your makeup. Next, send the kids off to the neighbors. You’ll have to time this just right – about five minutes before your partner is expected home from work, take the kiddies on over. You’ll probably only be able to get about twenty minutes out of your neighbor, so timing is everything.

Now, greet him at the door with his favorite beverage in hand and a come-hither look on your face!
(Note: you may want to mention that the kids will be home in a few minutes– otherwise you’ll have to pretend to be interested in his day before you get any play.)

Vacation is always a great time for great sex. If you are driving to your destination, you can pretty much take any sex toys that you can fit into the car– even electric sex toys pose nearly no traveling threat when driving. Of course, many people fly to their vacation destinations, and getting adult toys on a plane can be a bit dicey. With the current strict rules and regulations, and frequent, random bag searches, many people opt to leave their sex toys at home– and end up missing them terribly.

Before you travel with your best sex toys, consider what you have to take with you. It may be a good idea to buy new sex toys to take on your trip. Big sex toys can take up too much luggage space. Electric sex toys are good, but don’t pack them with the batteries in them– if a button gets pushed inside the bag, your luggage could get searched or even confiscated. Pack batteries separately and put them into your electric sex toys when you arrive at your destination.
When buying sex toys for travel, look for items that are compact in size and come with handy carrying cases. Four Seasons condoms come in different sizes and flavors, and offer discreet cases that hold multiple condoms. Foreplay dice can add fun and spice to your nights and are discreet in any luggage, even a carry-on.

Electric sex toys are most likely to cause some packing paranoia. Again, look for smaller items like the Girl’s Best Friend Pocket Teaser. It packs plenty of oomph and leaves plenty of space in your suitcase. The Tuyo Vibromasseur comes with a lovely case, making it easy to pack. It’s also a beautiful vibrator and a vacation-appropriate addition to any adult toy collection. For easy planning, the Nookii Weekend Fun Collection comes with everything you need for vacation pleasure for both partners, and comes in a case that will keep all your sex toys clean, tidy, and protected. Remember, you probably don’t have any kinky sex toys that the luggage screeners haven’t seen before!

Most men love receiving blow-jobs, but many partners get tired of giving them. Its just human nature- we’d much rather receive than give. If you want to enhance the quality of the blow-jobs you give, and make it more enjoyable for the giver, there are lots of adult toys that you can use to make your blow-jobs blow his mind.

To give a great blow-job, start with Deep Throat Desensitizer spray. The blower simply sprays this strawberry-flavored benzocaine solution into the back of the throat about ten minutes before oral play starts. The Deep Throat Desensitizer spray will gently numb the back of the throat and uvula, allowing you to put the whole cock deep inside your mouth and throat. Don’t let him know you’ve used it, and you’ll deep throat your way to blow-job stardom.

If flavor is a factor, try using edible massage oils on the cock. Start by rubbing the oil all over the hard dick with your fingers, and then use your tongue to work it all around. He’ll love the extra wetness, and you’ll love the flavor. Try using warming oil, like Hot & Sexy Lotion in Intense Raspberry to really heat things up. If you don’t know what flavors you like, try an assortment pack like the Wet Adventure Set. Blow-job drops also add a nice hint of flavor and tingle the cock. Simply stick one in your mouth and go on down. The flavors will keep you happy, and the minty tingle will spice up the night.

Romantic weekends away are a great way to reconnect with your partner and spice up your sex life. Don’t just book any hotel and toss random clothes in a bag– plan your weekend sex-away, and the memories will last a lifetime.

Start planning your weekend sex-away by researching places to stay. For a weekend sex-away, you probably don’t want to crash on a friend’s fold-out couch (unless of course the friend is out of town). Bed and Breakfasts offer cozy, home-like comforts which can add to a sense of safety and wellbeing that will ultimately allow for more creative sex play. Research a Bed and Breakfast, though for a sex-away, you probably want to stick to small guest houses instead of rooms inside a larger Bed and Breakfast house; the fewer neighbors you have, the louder you can be without disturbing others. Large hotels often have sound-dampeners so noise isn’t as much of a problem. When making reservations, ask for the most private room they have. The hotel receptionist will know what you mean.

So you’ve found the perfect place and packed the perfect clothes. Whatever you do, don’t forget to pack an assortment of sex toys. You don’t want to be in the throes of a wild night and find that you have left all the adult toys at home. For easy packing, consider items like the Wild Sex Ring, Glow in the Dark (it’s a great cock ring that adds to both partners’ pleasure). The Nookii Ooh La La Rabbit is the perfect size for packing and comes with a nifty, discreet tube case. Nookii also offers a Toys for Boys kit – get both kits and you’re ready for a weekend sex-away trip! If you are flying, pack batteries separately and put your adult toys in your checked luggage for easy security clearance.

ED seems to be a growing problem in modern society. Whether that is due to lifestyle problems such as diet or lack of exercise, or if the drug companies are simply advertising something that use to be kept quiet is as yet unknown. As men age, heart disease can lead to ED, sometimes seemingly putting an end to healthy, happy sexual relationships.

Adult sex toys such as vibrators and dildos can offer some help for couples suffering from ED, but that can sometimes leave the ED suffering man feeling inadequate, and generally missing the sensation of fucking his partner. Enter the strap-on; it’s not just for lesbians anymore!

Strap-on dildos and vibrators offer a healthy alternative for ED sufferers, still allowing them to fuck without fear of losing their erections. They come in a host of styles and with varying functions, allowing the couple to customize their sex toy experience. Realistic cocks are even available as strap-ons, creating a more realistic experience. Is your partner really missing the feeling of you inside her? Consider replicating yourself with a kit like the Body Double – Molding Kit. With a replica of your member, ED will never interfere with your love-making again.

“You’re telling me you bought this because of your new job?” Stan asked sitting down at the dining room table across from Jessica.

“You know how much traveling I’ll be doing the first few months…” the curly-haired woman said as she to finger the adult toy between them. “…I just figured you shouldn’t be lonely.”

“So you bought me a sex toy.”

“Yeah, well…” and here Jessica reached further across the table to lift the kinky thing in her long hands. “…I mean it is nice, right?”

For not the first time that day Jessica held the _Belladonna Extreme Pussy and Anus_ rubber replica out for inspection. Ok, so maybe it was a bit extreme, probably the most she had ever spent on a sex toy actually, and yes Stan had never laid eyes on one (or so he said) let alone thought of one (for the past five years he had had the very willing real pussy and anus of Jessica to satisfy him) but really, Jessica thought this was something nice a wife could do for her husband. It was a rather compact mold of a porn star spreading her cheeks for _use_, either in her tight little anus or pussy, for whomever would want to avail themselves of the toy.

Yes, this might all be a bit kinky-Jessica would admit that readily enough-but it was also a slightly controlling way for her to keep Stan home where he should be (not that he was for one cheating, but his eyes did wander at times, she knew). She saw the fake pussy and anus almost as a totem, a sexual surrogate, to impress upon her husband how much she cared and at the same time adding a little kinky spice to their lives.

Yes, this little replica was the perfect gift.

“Jesus, Stan, don’t be such a prude,” Jessica said, dropped the rubber piece on the table and stood from her chair.

“In fact…” she continued, reaching down into her purse and plucking out the bottle of lubricant she was planning on hiding until she left for the airport tomorrow.

“…let me see you try it out.” Jessica said tossing the bottle of water-based lube to her hubby.

“Um…” Stan said, his big blue eyes wide, his broad shoulders shaking slightly. “Um…Jess…I…”

“Sure you can masturbate for me, but I can’t watch you fuck that thing?”

“Doncha think this is beyond our usual? I mean, this is getting into a weird area here. I’m not sure I really want to get up on that…”

“Do it…” Jessica said, stepped around the table and lip-locked her tall husband.

“…do it for me,” she said releasing the kiss. Her hand went to Stan’s crotch where he was already tenting in his chinos.

“This way when I call you from the road and you tell you’re up on it I can picture what it looks like and get off with you.”

“Jess…” Stan said but the lubricant in his hand, the mold on the table and Jessica’s big tits pressing up again him as she stood so close rubbing his crotch, what choice did he have, really?

It was the tightness of the thing that had made Jessica (and Stan) the craziest that day and still made them as lust for the sex toy a month later. And as Jessica reached for her cell at the side of her bed, ready to rock herself to orgasm with her nightly phone call to Stan from her hotel room, she hesitated even as the picture of Stan fucking that replica came into her mind as it always did these late nights. She recalled Stan’s little ass clenching, his legs straining as he had got up on the thing that sunny Sunday a month before, writhing slightly, breathing heavy and suddenly growling about how fast he was gonna come now that he had his cock planted in Belladonna’s mold. Jessica had stood there over her husband that day, watching him fuck and loose himself in what he described as a wickedly tight hole and as she lay there on the bed now, her towel loosed from around her voluptuous frame, Jessica squeezed her long legs together, grabbed her big right boob with her left hand and thought about how tonight she’d leave Stan alone with the sex toy and let him enjoy the tightness all by himself as she tickled and touched and enjoyed the idea of him doing so…all by _herself_.